Back in 1968 when I was a lifeguard some of the gang were complaining about things. I just did not want to keep hearing about all the woes and the world is unfair stuff. So I made a comment that became a Simsbury CT saying. It is one of my originals that has stood the test of time.
Life is a beach
Sooner or later you ARE going to get sand in your crack.
(or the beach or a day at the beach or living at the beach depending on the topic or my mood or like a beach and such)