Every time I come to Vegas something makes me want to get naked!! After seeing all the exciting sights and adventures around me, my clothes just start to come off.
Never understood why women are so proud of FAKE tits. Maybe guys should walk around with a 12 inch dildos in their pants, I'm sure all the ladies would be impressed.
Honey, you've got a great looking body, now you need someone who can take some decent pictures of you and I'm volunteering because I can do you a whole lot better than these. Thanks, @